a taste of satire ... ☺☺
*Westminster Wasp - Crime Vaxxine Rolls Out Next Month*
Dr. Frank N. Schlime of Baltimore has developed an untested anti-crime jab that will prevent criminal tendencies, mean #Twitz and voting to save pre-born humans. The 1st shot will be administered on June 6th @ 6:00 AM ... that's right #Mark666 Dr. Frankie is the Chief Scientific Officer for The Ghett Well Coalition and has promised that the #AverageAmerican will be crime-free within 99 hours of getting the injection.

Happy Young Earth Day! Our latest video covers Claude.ai & Meta.ai along with evidence for a youthful world:

Welcome to Young Earth Today 2030 - Alpha vs. Beta, Got Sci-Fry?

Of course, I'm referencing Science Friday (npr).
Today's topic is an Alpha Course booklet:
Is There a Conflict Between Science and Christianity? by Nicky Gumbel (2016):

You can read a sample here:

Alpha #3 (2016 ed.) vs. Coming to Grips with Genesis (2008):

The Alpha Course is a 15-session intro to Christianity. More than 10 million people have been influenced. It started with Anglican Holy Trinity Brompton in 1977.

TIME mag had an article "God vs. Science" and in it there was a quote from Paul Bloom: "Religion and science will always clash" (Gumbel, pp. 7,8). Bloom misrepresented & criticized Ben Carson in the Atlantic. Bloom is a Psychology Prof at the University of Toronto. Did Dr. Bloom separate twins connected at the head?
Ben Carson gave the Commencement Speech @ Emory University in 2012, how about Dr. Bloom? I met Dr. Carson in Midland, Texas when he was running for President. Dr. Carson has criticized Darwinism and is sympathetic to the Young Earth view. Carson on the evidence for evo:

It's just not there. But when you bring that up to the proponents of Darwinism, the best explanation they can come up with is "Well…uh…it's lost!"…I find it requires too much faith for me to believe that explanation given all the fossils we have found without any fossilized evidence of the direct, step-by-step evolutionary progression from simple to complex organisms or from one species to another species. Shrugging and saying, "Well, it was mysteriously lost, and we'll probably never find it," doesn't seem like a particularly satisfying, objective, or scientific response.

"Benjamin Carson: The Pediatric Neurosurgeon with Gifted Hands" by Jerry Bergman, Ph.D. (2009):

494 faculty, students, and alumni from Emory University made a formal complaint regarding the selection of Dr. Ben Carson as commencement speaker.
"Creationist Doctor Questioned" by Dr. Elizabeth Mitchell:

Talk about the persecution of scientists!
Ben Carson - Emory University Commencement Address (2012):

*Westminster Wasp - NSA Wants YOU!*
Do you want to live a life of adventure?
Would you like to travel to exotic locations via the #InterWebz ?
Did you name three of your daughters Polya?
What is your Erdős # and how do you pronounce his name?

My latest book, The Gospel According To Alex Jones, is #6, groovy!
Just search "alex jones" on the Barnes & Noble site:
Alex Jones has been involved in a number of noble causes: 911 Truth, exposing the Bohemian Grove ritual, fighting the New World Order, reporting on the Bundy Ranch, opposing Corona Crisis tyranny etc. However, how would one describe the faith of Jones? Some might call it a mishmash of Scientology, Mormonism and Christian-Lite. Only the true Gospel leads to heaven - see the third chapter written by my good friend Jeff Sinclair who has over sixty messages on #SermonAudio
Christ is Victor, Jay Hall M.S. ╬ Ps. 141:5
fmr. journalist who interviewed Maya Angelou
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"This book is #Amazing ‼" -- Lil Deb (satire) >>

**Young Earth Today 2029 - Truth MEMES for a Young Earth (Rapid Fire edition)!** #Happy2024 !!

We discuss the total solar eclipse, Oklahoma, young earth, MEMEs & Dawkins,
Madame Wu, parity violation, radio-DK, the 87Rb to 87Sr decay rate (62B), Earth's Deep History, Martin "got rox?" Rudwick, Westminster Wasp, Kyle Mann, Jesus' AGE vv (Mk. 10:6; Mk. 13:19,20; Lk. 11:50,51), Marvin Olasky, World Magazine, Mike Johnson, Ark Encounter, The Young Earth, John D. Morris, Don McLeroy, Communist Party, Boston Globe, Ozzy, Moon rocks, dolomite problem, Yandex, Rumble, SwissCows, Genetic Entropy and Lead of the Sea.

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#nachdenken #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #YES #YoungEarth #YoungEarthScience #YoungEarthTheory #Got_Science ? #TreeRings #SolarNeutrinos ✴ #OEF #BigScience #BS #Git_R_Dun ‼ #Science #Geology #OldEarth #Genesis #ThirdRock #OldEarth #NewEarth #Ozzy #Genesis #ThirdRock #GotParity ? #KenHam #ArkEncounter #CreationMuseum #RPM #YouthfulWorld #Moon #Lunar #NationalEnquirer #ScientistsSay_YoungEarth #MartinRudwick #Nickel
123-123+5 = 2Day

Now is the time for #TRUTH ...
Take ur pick: Truth or Consequences (NM)?
When I need popcorn fast, I #ZAP (ND) it.
Four accidents this week?! Too much Weed (5 States).
Go #Vegan & you'll miss ur #RabbitHash (KY).
Would you sing an #Anthem in Atlas (KS, MI)?
Can I grow breakfast w/ Bacon (TX) seeds?
Want more seafood? Plant a Crab Orchard (5 States)!
24 people fit in the lift, but it was a Tightsqueeze (VA).
Have you heard of Erda (UT)?
Has the San Andreas Fault Dunmovin (CA)?
Did the corrupt CEO get a #golden Parachute (CO)?
Are there "build back better" schools in Dummer (NH)?
He wanted to fix the pogo, but couldn't find a Big Spring (TX).
Could you eat 5 pounds of Whitefish (MT) in one sitting?
Did you get #SwedishAmnesia in Swede Heaven (WA)?
Can you buy good Theology @ a Mormon Bar (CA)?
Tell Clark Kent not to eat the Krypton (KY).
Leonidas thought Sparta (11 States) was part of Texas!*
Who dares escape from the Lost City (WV)?
Can a train outrun a horse? Of Corsicana (TX)!
She drives like #Crazy, so they named it Hazardville (CT).
I don't know #Why (AZ)!
If you cross Dutch Village & French Valley (CA, 2 mi apart), what'd you get?
Sadly, she had a case of Corona (CA).
Will America verge into Satans Kingdom (VT, MA, CT)?
The Lord Jesus was born of a Virgin (UT).

* not counting the ghost town under Lake Belton

Truth or Consequences (12-31-56):

Truth or Consequences (OTR):
She Drivez #Like Crazy -- --

I Don't Know Why (snl):

The Golden Parachute (scifi):
Letters to a Mormon Elder:

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LUKE 1:26-35 >>
In the sixth month of Elizabeth’s pregnancy, God sent the angel Gabriel to Nazareth, a town in Galilee, to a virgin pledged to be married to a man named Joseph, a descendant of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. The angel went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you.”
Mary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. But the angel said to her, “Do not be afraid, Mary; you have found favor with God. You will conceive and give birth to a son, and you are to call him Jesus. He will be great and will be called the Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his father David, and he will reign over Jacob’s descendants forever; his kingdom will never end.”
“How will this be,” Mary asked the angel, “since I am a virgin?”
The angel answered, “The Holy Spirit will come on you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you. So the holy one to be born will be called the Son of God."

#WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED #TotalYouth #TrueTruth #DennisMiller #Comedian #Actor #So_NOT_l0l ;°( #Superman #Jor_El #Kal_El #JORL #Got_PAT ?? #virgin #Mary #XMAS #GotSanDimas ?

Check out our 7 point plan to tell James "A Grievance Observed" Lindsay a few things. Socialism Worx? Why do youth reject the Gospel?
#FrancisSchaeffer_WasRight !
Can "science" prove that GOD does not exist?

#JamesLindsay #PauloFreire #IntelligentDesign #Meyer #Bambee

For some background on Benjamin Banneker (d. 1806), see here:

Banneker's dream of Heaven & Hell ...

I thought I was dead and Beheld my Body lay like a corpse, there seemed to be a person in the appearance of a Man, his Raiment somewhat of a sheep skin or bright fawn color, who said follow me. He ascended a Hill on the Top of which was a Large Building. The outside appeared strongly built, of large rough stone. I followed my guide into the House, but did not at first see the beauty of it to the full. It seemed white and bright, and a Large Company sitting, such a number as I never beheld [cf. Rev. 5:11-14]. The farther we went in, the Brighter it appeared, and more like the reflection of the Sun [cf. Acts 26:12-14] ... There appeared a sweetness and composure in every countenance, far beyond what I ever seen in any person while in the Body ... I looked to see if I could Distinguish Men from Women but could not ... I then asked my guide what is this place. He answered Heaven. ... My guide turned about to go out and looked at me and said follow, but I was so much delighted that I was unwilling to follow. ... Then the guide turned on the left hand ... until we were at a lofty grand arch of great width where we entered a Large Room ... which appeared grandly wainscoted and beautifully painted with different colors. The first sight of this beautiful room abated my sorrow, which was very great, while we came down the descent, from leaving the other. I had but just time to take a view of this fine place before a number of persons richly dressed passed us who smelled so strong of Brimstone, that I seemed almost suffocated. All of them were talking to themselves, and before they came to us they looked well, but when they came near, there appeared a blackness on their lips and seemed to mutter to themselves. ... I was seized with horror and asked my guide what is this place and what are these. He answered this place is Hell and them are Miserable forever. ... as I looked round there appeared in my view a Woman Friend, plainly dressed in a green apron, whom I remembered well when I was young. I often took notice of her for the Solidity of her Deportment particularly in Meeting. I eagerly made up to her and said what art thou among the Miserable, tell me, tell me what brought thee hither. She wept and said, "No wrong that I have done between Man and Man, but unfaithfulness and disobedience to my God brought me hither." ... We met many like the other, in appearance and smell, that I seemed almost suffocated with Brimstone. I then in great bitterness of spirit said to my guide, tell me am I to remain here forever. I thought a little time past if I had died I had secured an Inheritance among the first we saw. My guide stood and looking steadfastly at me said thou art not to remain here, but to return to the World again. If thou art faithful to thy God, thou mayest have an inheritance among the first, but I have something else to show thee. He went a little farther, when another arch appeared ... wherein abundance of people were assembled, to worship and saying, "Amen, Lord have mercy upon us, Christ have mercy upon us." These appeared more plane in their dress and looked whiter. I said to my guide these are not Miserable too, and he said these are Miserable, these are they who thought to be saved by a profession of Religion, but have not the white robes of Righteousness ... I saw an Intimate Friend whom I much loved (this friend died in About a Month after) coming towards the Gate and two persons conducting him he looked very Sorrowful on me, and I on him. I asked him art thou going amongst the Miserable, what is thy offence, what has thou done? Tell me. He answered, "Beware of Covetousness, and the love of Money, that brought me hither." We both wept much and were greatly troubled. ... My guide had me to a place, where there was just room to go Out, he stood and looked at me, and earnestly said thou are now going into the World again. Remember what thou hast seen, it is not enough to be honest to Man, thou must be honest and faithful to thy God. ... then I awoke, but the horror and distress I felt on my mind I am not capable of Expressing. I seem as if I fetched my breath in a room where Sulfur and Brimstone were burning. ... I thought I could not live many Hours if the Almighty in the Extendings of his Boundless Goodness had not Regard to me a poor unworthy Creature and caused that Suffocating smell to pass from me ... and enabled me to vent my sorrow in many Tears, after which my tossed mind was favored with a Calm. [1]

In these days of #Limbo lollygaggle theology, many scholars push the doctrine of hell #7734# below the surface. We read this from the Westminster Confession of Faith (ch. XXXIII, pt. 2):

The end of God’s appointing this day, is for the manifestation of the glory of his mercy in the eternal salvation of the elect; and of his justice in the damnation of the reprobate, who are wicked and disobedient. For then shall the righteous go into everlasting life, and receive that fullness of joy and refreshing which shall come from the presence of the Lord: but the wicked, who know not God, and obey not the gospel of Jesus Christ, shall be cast into eternal torments, and be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power. (Rom. 9:22,23, Rom. 2:5,6, 2 Thes. 1:7-9, Mt. 25:21,31-34,41&46, Acts 3:19) [2]

We also hear this from Jude, the ½ brother of Jesus:

Though you already know all this, I want to remind you that the Lord at one time delivered his people out of Egypt, but later destroyed those who did not believe. And the angels who did not keep their positions of authority but abandoned their proper dwelling - these he has kept in darkness, bound with everlasting chains for judgment on the great Day. In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire. (Jude 1:5-7)

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1) Benjamin Banneker - Surveyor, Astronomer, Publisher, Patriot by Charles Cerami (John Wiley & Sons, NYC, 2002), pp. 59-61.
2) Westminster Confession of Faith (ch. XXXIII, pt. 2):

#WestminsterWasp #TrueTruth #Liberty #Freedom #Patriot #farming #Banneker #Maryland #Almanac #ephemeris #Planets #clocks #Jefferson #Baltimore #MD #DC #TotalYouth #BenjaminRush

*Westminster Wasp - Johnny Mac Drops Sun Valley & Goes Hollywood*
Dear SBC, LCMS, Branch Davidians & SciFi New Agerz:
the following contains satire.

Welcome to Thursday Nite Lives‼
Fill Jonsen: And now from our spectacular Burbank studio, here's Johnny!
Johnny Mac: Hey Fill, did you hear that Arnold* is going to be Governor of California again.
Fill: Huh?!
Johnny: Yeah, for sure, he told me just yesterday, "I'll be back!"
Fill: OK folks, it's times for Bible Quiz‼
Fill: Oh Sage of Sun Valley, what is the name of Moses' older brother who died when he was 123 yo [Num. 33:39]?
Johnny: Aaron.
Fill: Sorry Fullerton Brush Man, only real Bible scholars get to eat lutefisk. The correct answer is Ay-Ay-Ron. Better luck next time [Pr. 16:33].
Johnny: Yo Fill, have you considered hosting an Amateur Hour featuring up-and-coming singers and dancers?
Fill: Hmmmm ... maybe I'll call it "Fill & the Blanks." Next, we have a new episode of The Amazing Midian! Oh Canadian Anglican who thinks tall thoughts, here is your first envelope [Johnny holds it to his head].
TAM: Andy Stanley [Johnny opens the sealed envelope & reads the enclosed card] ... What famous son of Charles Stanley (d. 4-18-23) said the following? "The Bible did not create Christianity. The resurrection of Jesus created and launched Christianity. Your whole house of Old Testament cards can come tumbling down. The question is, did Jesus rise from the dead? And the eyewitnesses said he did."

Fill: Oh Verbose-on-the-Verses and former football star [LA Pacific College], here is your second envelope.
TAM: Sy Garte ... What biochemist with a two-letter first name said this: "I read the Gospels and had another shock [after visiting a lively, friendly church]: I found them beautiful and inspiring. So far as I could tell, they carried the ring of truth. And the Book of Acts struck me as actual history, not at all like a fictional account concocted to enslave the masses - the kind of reading my Marxist upbringing would have conditioned me to affirm."

** True Prime Stories **
On April 4th, 1968, John MacArthur was speaking with John Perkins and Charles Evers, the brother of Medgar Evers (d. 6-12-63), in Jackson, Mississippi. Suddenly, a man burst into the room and said, "Martin Luther King has been assassinated!" In 1969, John M. Perkins led boycott efforts during the Civil Rights Movement. During the following year, Perkins was arrested and tortured because of his involvement in a protest march in Mendenhall (MS). Because of his association with those in the Civil Rights Movement, John MacArthur was once taken to the police station - being accused of stirring up trouble.
John MacArthur - Servant of the Word and Flock by Iain H. Murray (Banner of Truth, Edinburgh, UK, 2011), p. 26.

Key & Peele (Ay-Ay-Ron):

The Amazing Carnac (1982):

The Works of His Hands: A Scientist’s Journey from Atheism to Faith by Sy Garte (2019):

* I drove by the Tonight Show studios on the day that Arnold announced his candidacy for Governator of Cali.

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"You know I'm fresh" - Johnny Mac RAP (shootin' hoops)

#Acts17 #HolySpirit #Mendenhall #WestminsterWasp #WestminsterWaspWED #TrueTruth #TotalYouth #JohnnyMac #Grace2U #SunValley #SyGarte #AndyStanley #PhilJohnson #ATLANTA #CharlesStanley #N-Tutch #Got_OT ?? #God_Is #GotSatire ? #LetsGoFunny ! #A_A_Ron #BlindMii_WScience #Buy_Denz #Jackson #Acts10